Jeff Dunham Achmed's "Jingle Bombs"

Achmed sings a christmas song, enjoy!OMG 10 MILLION VIEWS, THANK YOU ALL!Text:Dashing through the sandwith a bomb strapped to my back.I have a nasty planfor Christmas in Iraq.I got through checkpoint A,but not through checkpoint B.That's when I got shot in the assby the US Military...[it's not funny!]Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombsMine blew up you see.Where are all the virginsthat Bin Laden promised me?Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombsU.S. soldiers shot me dead.The only thing that I have leftis this towel up on my head.I used to be a man,but every time I cough,thanks to Uncle Sam,my nuts keep falling off.My bombing days are done.I need to find some work.Perhaps it would be much saferas a convenient store night clerk.Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombsI think I got screwed.Don't laugh at me because I'm deador I'll kill you...I KILL YOUOUOU!Thanks for the text, DJKrazim :)PLEASE SUPPORT JEFF DUNHAM BY BUYING HIS DVDS!Goto www.jeffdunham.com for more information!#12 - Most Discussed (All Time)#1 - Most Discussed (All Time) - Humor#5 - Most Viewed (All Time)#44 - Most Viewed (All Time) - Humor - Wereldwijd#2 - Most Viewed (All Time) - Humor#1 - Top Favorites (All Time)#18 - Top Favorites (All Time) - Humor - Wereldwijd#1 - Top Favorites (All Time) - Humor#3 - Top Rated (All Time)#36 - Top Rated (All Time) - Humor - Wereldwijd#1 - Top Rated (All Time) - Humor

Channel: Comedy
Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am
Author: Smakgakgak

Length: 04:53
Rating: 4.91
Views: 13666784

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